That's right... I'm getting a nose job- rhinoplasty for those that like to be technical. I've been weighing the pros and cons of this decision and today I finally committed.
This evening at 5:00, when I get in from work- I have an appointment in my bathroom with a sharpened kitchen knife. It coming off!
Maybe then I won't have this revolting sinus problem anymore...
Seriously- I've gone through a box of tissue since 8 a.m.
I'll reveal the new look tomorrow:)
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I'm sure the gaping, bloody hole in the middle of your beautiful face will be absolutely stunning. You'd better be careful, though, or the local-teenager-fad-following-wannabes might jump on board and then you won't stand out in the crowd anymore!
♥ ya!
JMS
Oh - and the word verification is "rebremal" - I'm wondering if they meant "remembral" like the thing from HP?
I know you jest when you say that... but I know of at least one person on the building that would come in next week without a nose:)
Thanks pearl I am LMAO!!! I really needed that today :)Don't change a thing :]
She'd better not change a thing or I might have to perform that rinoplasty on her myself! (tee hee)
♥ JMS
Plus don't you know its sexy to have a nose that runs constantly? Forget gaping hole trend, I am all for dripping snot trend!
LMAO!!! you guys are too much!! <3 ya!
Haha I hear you when it comes to nose problems. Such a pain! But I'm pretty sure kitchen-surgery is not the answer :)
I literally LOLed my A off and snot was flying everywhere! I love you guys...
I say, "Let the snot fly!"
Unfortunately, flying snot wouldn't do much to take away from the BRIGHT GREEN FRIGGIN' WALL or that AWFUL ENORMOUS PAINTING in the lobby you have to stare at all day that looks to me like a pregnant woman riding a bicycle with no wheels. (??)
♥ U
JMS
Go old school on it! Ancient Egyptian style. Get a plumber snake (you can find little ones that will fit) and shove it up your nose, twist around a little bit, pull it out, rinse, and repeat for the other nostril. Either that or grab some duct tape and an air compressor. I can think of more, but that should keep you busy for awhile.
I take that back, my wife always uses King Solomon's Chicken from Ali Baba's. How she fits it in her nose I have no idea.
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