Monday, May 18, 2009

Reason I ♥ My Parents #347

Stepfather: Do you like the pork sauce?
Me: I don't know, it tastes funky
Stepfather: Don't say that word at the dinner table!
Me: No, funky. Funky! Fun-ky. Like Funky Cold Medina
Stepfather: Funky coumadin? I've had some funky coumadin...

Mother: I think we need to start doing activities together. I've signed us up for a couple of classes.
Me: What kind of classes?
Mother: Garden Club and shooting practice at the Gun Club.
Me: Of course. That makes perfect sense.
Mother: Don't get smart with me. A pretty garden is just as important as learning to protect yourself.

My life would be absolutely boring without them...


Lenina Crowne said...

Oh my god! I have the perfect magazine for you! And it actually exists! I bought it for this couple I know...

Its called: Guns and Gardens

And its about guns and gardening. I guess the name kind of gives it away...

Light and Writing said...

I want to say they never surprise, but they do! It just gets better and better! Are these people even real?!